jinxley:

i tried to invoke the powers of jesus on my history test but the lord has failed me

graysons-dickk:

Sequence 33.0 - Anna’s Choice

straightprivileges:

terms to use instead of sex (which is a bad word don’t use it):

• the do
• dingle dangle
• frick frack
• fondue
• woohoo
• happy happy fun time
• coitus 
• fornication 
• copulation
• intercourse

marielikestodraw:

mikeyisacunt:

seasonalweasel:

h0rrid:

is it just me or do kangaroos always look like they are coming onto you

what the hell the third one looks fucking shredded

why is a kangaroo that ripped

kangaroos are jacked to shit

Ugly laughing

mugglescanttameme:

magentamayhem:

YOU GUYS ARE FOOLS

YOU HAVE TO DECORATE THEM 

AFTER YOU COOK THEM AND THEY’VE COOLED

THANK YOU HOLY SHIT

marchqueen:

gigglewhatsit:

runyouclevertimelord:

dryadgurrl:

himapapaftw:

finally, it has appeared on my dash

Well that was unexpected.

I was not expecting this

no one ever does

sowhatilied:

frxshvixws:

cloudmonstachopper:

oh

THIS FUCKED ME UP..

WOAH

the opening song was a foreshadow to the rest of the movie and thats enough to make me cry i dont know about u